seymour pigeons (rumorofrain) wrote in caiques,
seymour pigeons
rumorofrain
caiques

A Scary Story

It was a dark and stormy night...


...when an EVIL CREATURE emerged from the darkness.


My soul is as black as night!


I am a creature of the darkness! I am... Crap, where was I?


Oh yeah. I am Mr. Spooky! OOOOoooOOOO!


Whew, being spooky is exhausting.


It's not easy being this cute.


You didn't believe I was really evil, did you? Well, I'll show you! I am really... A VAMPIRE!!


Daedalus: O noes! Do not suck my life's essence!
Icarus: Quiet! I need your life blood to make my eyes RED.


Now I will spin my head around like Carrie!


Ok, just kidding. I didn't really suck Daedalus' blood.


She's not dead! She's just... resting. She's pining for the fjords!


Whoops, I accidentally made her into a vampire too!


::slurp slurp::


He's not quite done in! He's fighting back! Look at that death grip on her toe!


IT'S ALIVE!!!


Now he's a ZOMBIE! HE'S EATING HER BRAIN!


We may look cute, but we're coming for your brain next.


You take the big one, I'll take the little one, ok? Shoot, I think they're listening.


Now I will eat your eyeball.


HERE I COME FOR YOUR BRAINS!!!


The End.


No birds were harmed in the making of this photo series.

(x-posted to rumorofrain, caiques, and parrots101)
Tags: pictures
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